kingkii: queer-punk: Some people are boys Some people are girls Some people are both Some people are neither Some people go back and forth Respect them all and they all want me
weight-a-second: unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer we wouldn’t be singing
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
lizuhd: how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
sex-nugget: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?
yurihooves: i have two sneezes the fairy princess sneeze and the death metal sneeze
projects at the end of the school year
mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
starllex: when your teacher asks the class something and the whole class raises their hand and you don’t want to be the only one not raising their hand but youre unsure of the answer but raise your hand anyways and you’re like
frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
msgeniuspa: I don’t understand how you’re supposed to find your bra size if the equations assume your measurements are taken while wearing a well-fitted bra. If you have a well-fitted bra, you know your bra size. If you don’t have a well-fitted bra, you don’t know your bra size and you are incapable of finding it due to your lack of a well-fitted bra.
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
meaty-fuckstick: kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it beefy cheesy glory thank u jesus
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
tumblrisweird: Being unable to care for your child Being overpowered by your child Being manipulated into an abusive relationship Being attacked by your spouse Depression and attempted suicide Threat of miscarriage Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
hitmonchan: looking at pictures of the universe and how endless it is makes me feel very minuscule but also makes me really happy because there’s so much to be discovered that we don’t have any idea about and theres so much to learn about what surrounds us and the chance of life actually existing somewhere else is so great because the universe is endless!!!!!!!!!! I’m having an epiphany everyone...
ghoultears: we are all thinking and questioning and sharing vibes
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
spookthempolitely: when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life