Well, okay then.

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist, via audreyplaza)

— 1 day ago with 60670 notes

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via audreyplaza)

— 1 day ago with 26544 notes
fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via theshortanswer)

— 1 day ago with 196096 notes
getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

(Source: terror4o4, via theshortanswer)

— 1 day ago with 231366 notes
majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle, via heyitsabefroman)

— 1 day ago with 250172 notes
Anonymous asked: Why can I still get wet when I have a tampon in?


Answer:

themidwifeisin:

Ooooh I love this question!  The answer (in my opinion) is so cool!

Tampons work for periods because they soak up the blood immediately as it exits the uterus through the cervix.

image

See how the pink tampon is right up there ready to absorb any blood that comes out of the green uterus? It soaks it up before it can drip down the vaginal canal and out of the body.  So that’s great.

But where does vaginal lubrication, the fluid that makes you feel “wet” when you’re sexually aroused, come from?  If you can still get “wet” when you have a tampon in, we can rule out the idea of it coming from the uterus.  So where does it come from, you ask?

Transudation is what happens to/in the vagina during sexual excitement.  Blood rushes to the area, making the tissue swollen, warm to the touch, and darker in color.  The pressure increase from so much blood in the vagina and vulva actually begins to squeeze fluid from the tissue through the vaginal walls. It beads up on the inner vaginal walls until there’s enough that it leaks down to lubricate even the external vulva.  

How freaking cool is that?  So even though the tampon may be soaking up some of the vaginal lubrication, it is literally coming from everywhere that is the shiny mucus membrane of the vagina.

— 1 day ago with 107 notes

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

(via parachutingcats)

— 1 day ago with 18345 notes

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

(via bagelhoarder)

— 1 day ago with 263738 notes
#hey john  #come over  #make out with me 

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

(via bagelhoarder)

— 1 day ago with 263738 notes

rosalarian:

coelasquid:

Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

Hell yes.

(via bagelhoarder)

— 1 day ago with 98740 notes

rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

(via parachutingcats)

— 1 day ago with 7590 notes

jcatgrl:

homolesbians:

becausetreasons:

Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.

Shit is this the new uniform??

ATTENTION ALL LESBIAN PERSONELL! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!

bisexuals are permitted uniform variations of deep blue, violet, and in rare cases, forest green. for clarifications, please consult the latest issue of The Gay Agenda, and any local supplements that have been created.

(Source: gayintensifies, via parachutingcats)

— 1 day ago with 34639 notes
nothalfsocurious:

"Oh great, she won’t budge with those eyes. She’s just like brother.”

nothalfsocurious:

"Oh great, she won’t budge with those eyes. She’s just like brother.”

— 1 day ago with 345 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via parachutingcats)

— 1 day ago with 74993 notes