monstersinthestars:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

(via mishi-chan)

nevvzealand:

my friend was a vegetarian for 13 years and she just started eating meat and i asked her what its like and she said “what even are chicken nuggets and why do i want them all the time” ………. i think she speaks for us all

(Source: moseby, via pizza)

thenimbus:

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

Holy shit this great

(via mishi-chan)

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

(via technicallywhitegirl)

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

(via mishi-chan)

unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

(via dragonsandcaves)

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

(via lgbtimelord)

viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

(via lgbtimelord)

stevenspielburger:

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

fuck

(via bandattenhut)

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

(via lgbtimelord)

hamishthehobbit:

femmeslasher:

cattstark:

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:

x

I AM GOING TO DO IT

I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE

(Source: yeptea, via lgbtimelord)

megg33k:

kryptaria:

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

Oh dear gods, gorgeous!

Thank you, accidentallyshipping, for pointing this out!

Because I didn’t already have enough reasons to go to Scotland?!?!

(via msgeniuspa)

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

(via bandattenhut)

osneslaura:

sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple

(via satohai)